Ask Dr Mo

Dr Mo Lovemore is Zululand’s own Dr Phil and possibly clairvoyant after being struck by lightning on the golf course.

He answers men’s questions on relationships and just about everything else.

Question from Rodney:

Dr Lovemore does size matter?

Dr Mo Lovemore answers:

Golly, if I had an extra centimetre for every time I’ve been ask that question…

Rodney you most probably have heard the saying; ‘It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean’?

Well, it’s a lie!

It’s what guys with big ski-boats tell those with little rubber ducks to make them feel less impotent.

Your standing depends largely on the size of your boat.

A big boat has a longer range and will give you the courage to venture further into the deep.

Nothing boosts your confidence like the powerful throb of twin Cummins diesels as you thrust forward.

Also, there’s some fine fish in the sea and the last thing you need, when you eventually hook that prize Queen Mackerel, is losing it because you were found wanting.

That brings me to rod size; if you going deep you need something stiff.

Yes, lots of guys out there make do with light tackle, but ask yourself this question; do I want to play the fish and risk losing it, or do I want to reel it in as soon as I feel the first pull?

As you can see Rodney, size does matter and I hope you have what it takes to win the Bonanza.

(Dr Mo supports Catch and Release)