Caught cheating by your car
Your new car is so clever that it can tell your husband or wife that you’re having an affair
YOUR new car is so clever that it can tell your husband or wife that you’re having an affair.
Think I’m talking politician-speak?
Well, I’m not and here’s the proof:
Every evening I pull my girlfriend’s car into the garage.
Not out of kindness.
That service plan expired a long time ago and it didn’t come with a warranty.
I do it because I feel sorry for the car.
Men are much better at getting things into tight places.
The other night while pulling her car carefully into the garage, making sure not to test the five star
Euro NCAP rating on the lawnmower, the radio all of a sudden switched itself on.
But instead of Phat Joe being stupid on East Coast Radio, it was the voice of mother in-law coming way too loud through the speaker system.
I got a fright as big as that of Eugene de Kock, that day when he answered the phone and the words ‘truth’, ‘reconciliation’ and ‘C Max’ all came up in the first sentence.
‘Hello, hello, helloo…’, I heard mother in-law say in her best hag.
Then she went away because I stalled the engine.
I didn’t dare start it again, and just to be safe, I also pulled the key out of the ignition.
I pushed the car to where it should be and closed the garage door behind the evil spirit.
What happened in that garage was this:
My girlfriend’s phone is connected to her car’s radio via Bluetooth, and while neither she nor her phone were in the car, the signal is apparently so strong that it still connected even though she was somewhere inside the house.
Now while that might sound very high-tech and awesome to some people, I immediately saw danger.
Hypothetically speaking of course, let’s say your wife and kids are waiting in the idling car while you quickly run into the spares shop…
And while waiting to pay, your girlfriend calls to thank you for giving her a good revving that morning…
For your sake I hope your lawyer is as clever as your car.
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