How to catch a taxi in Zululand

Thinking of catching a taxi for the first time?

Find everything you need to know about that here.

We also suggest getting yourself a little pocket dictionary to brush up on your Zulu.

In the meanwhile, expect to hear some of the following gems, excerpted from the hilarious #ResponseInTheTaxi which went viral on twitter last week:

Lady: After robot driver.
Driver: Uban' udriver?
Lady: Yoh sorry doctor #ResponseInTheTaxi

— Malome Steve (@Malome_Steve) November 14, 2015

https://twitter.com/c_me_saw/status/665900959571251200

And then we have the sweet drivers #ResponseInTheTaxi pic.twitter.com/gWhGbA7GAJ

— Nompumelelo Nxele (@lelo_Left) November 12, 2015

Enter de taxi , Close De door hard

Driver"Is dis how u close ur fridge
Me"I've nvr close my fridge when I'm inside #ResponseInTheTaxi

— Yours Truly, Makhale Liada 🇿🇦 (@Liadamakhale) November 13, 2015

Then he goes into dj mode… #ResponseInTheTaxi pic.twitter.com/BiqZCOwzwf

— DeadShot_Rozzin (@Rozzinho) November 14, 2015

Passanger: "After robot"
The whole taxi: "Aaafteeeerr robooot driver"
Driver: Naye ukhuluma ngathi ukwi beauty contest" #ResponseInTheTaxi

— MALIWA (@LuloCafe) November 12, 2015

Have yall noticed how all these #ResponseInTheTaxi are in Zulu?

— #PianoGenius (@KK_KingKokii) November 11, 2015

When you been speaking in English on the phone, and just hung up. #ResponseInTheTaxi pic.twitter.com/nth7zRvDSl

— L E O (@Leo_Bomaye) November 12, 2015

I feel sorry for rich kids who never caught a taxi before who can't relate to any of the #ResponseInTheTaxi tweets. pic.twitter.com/55nD79cA9E

— HIM (@xhantin) November 11, 2015