Still trapped in the body of a child

THERE is a very inconsiderate person living in the flats on the corner of Farewell and Isaacs Roads, Empangeni, who has taken Grand Theft Auto and Need for Speed far too seriously.

Every afternoon, at around the same time, this obviously genetically deprived man driving a white pimped-up Nissan, speeds around the neighbourhood making a huge noise and endangering lives, clocking speeds of up to 100km/h over the short distances in our otherwise quiet suburb.

He drives the same route, tries to increase his speed and has no road manners.

Pedestrians have to jump out the road when they hear him coming.

I have thought of various illegal ways to get rid of this pest, which will only jeopardise my own integrity – that’s how desperate I am to rid our neighbourhood of this menace.

So I am writing this letter, with hopes that he is literate and can read.

I have also reported his silly personalised number plate to the traffic department.

IRRITATED NEIGHBOUR