Question from Sam:
Dr I’m a short guy and have been struggling for a long time to get a girlfriend.
But I’m not giving up and have my eye on a girl in the office.
There is just one problem; she’s a leggy girl and much, much taller than I am. I really like her a lot.
Doc, two questions; how can I get her to notice me, and, can it work between us?
Dr Mo Lovemore answers:
Well, Sam, I’ve thought about this for a long time.
My answer to your first question is to make a move soon, or else you might get overlooked – again.
Leggy girls are high on guys’ list of desirable women, especially if they are blond. Sam, it is all in the eyes.
You have to make eye contact.
For you it might be difficult, so try jumping up and down.
And wave your arms in the air.
If that doesn’t work, try the stairs; follow her as she goes down, stop her and talk to her.
That should level the playing field.
There are also a couple of nifty tricks which you can try to make yourself look taller:
Wear platform shoes like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
And grow your hair and gel it up high.
If she’s still out of reach, well, then you are really very short and should perhaps send her a text message.
If she agrees to a date, then meet her at a restaurant which is dark inside, so she can’t see that your legs are not touching the floor.
On your second question, ‘can it work?, let me assure you that anything is possible.
I once saw a boerbull bitch running down the street with a short legged sausage dog dangling helplessly behind her.
Behind them was a man giving chase with a broom, him yelling and the wiener yelping.
I cannot tell you which dog was his, but what I can tell you is that nothing stops the sausage!
Sam, learn from that little dog and find a way to get up there.
Don’t let being vertically challenged stop you from reaching for the sky.
Be that sausage dog!
